If you’re wondering why all the prepubescent girls in the world are tearing up, don’t worry. It’s not because Santa died or a natural phenomena similar to the 10 plagues has hit our young and defenceless. No. Those tears, the sadness, the deep, deep depression – that’s all thanks to a ‘shock’ announcement by One Direction star Zayn Malik. Shock horror! The stress of fame, fortune and screaming girls has driven this poster boy to throw in the towel. As we dry the eyes of our sisters, daughters and (so help us) our friends, conciliation comes with the remaining members stating that they’ll continue on… but for how long? And when will the reunion tour be? May 15, 2015, like the Backstreet Boys? Imma let you finish but this absence of Malik is outzayn!