TOMAS FORD Hyperactive DJ idiot

Hyperactive DJ idiot Tomas Ford is touring Australia over the next month, bringing his Crap Music Rave Party to far flung corners of the country before it returns to dominate this years’ Edinburgh Fringe in August.

If you haven’t joined his freaky dancefloor before, it’s pretty easy to explain: no good music is allowed. You can request any song you like. Tomas plays the worst tunes that comes up, dropping them like the party weapons they aren’t.

It’s a full-on spectacle including DIY rave video projections, balloons, hardware store disco lights, glowsticks and… look, it’s hard to explain. Things get really fun.

Struggling to think of a request? Get your brain thinking about stuff like Five, Tina Arena, Mel & Kim, that trance version of Total Eclipse Of The Heart, line dancing techno, forgotten Christmas hits, 80s movie themes, Korn, Mandy Moore, Can You Feel The Love Tonight, half remembered 2 Unlimited soundalikes from 1992, Gwyneth Paltrow‘s version of Cruisin’, the Love Actually soundtrack… if it’s bad enough, it’ll get a spin.

The show has become an international hit, becoming a fixture in clubs around Australia, New Zealand and the UK. The parties seem to sell out almost everywhere he goes and these shows are already moving fast, so book a ticket now!

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party hits Clancy’s Fish Pub, Dunsborough on Saturday, June 17 and Clancy’s Fish Pub, Fremantle on Saturday, June 24.